Generally, I'm not a fan of facial hair on anyone except John Waters and Gomez Addams. That said, take a gander at how spectacularly ridiculous this guy looks! It's great! I'll bet he's a lot of fun to hang out with. I'm serious!
How can you not respect someone with the self-confidence to walk around looking like this?! From his pimped out lampshade hat to his bolo tie, this guy is the shit.