A few years ago, NPR got two popular voice-over artists to read Nursery Rhymes as political attack ads. The result was hilarious and one of my all-time favorite NPR stories.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. He said he could put himself together again. But after wasting thousands of our tax dollars, all the king's horses and all the king's men, he failed us. Humpty Dumpty. Wrong on wall sitting."